“When correctly viewed
Everything is lewd”
– from “Smut” by Tom Lehrer

The City of Keizer, Oregon, put up cement posts to protect pedestrians from traffic. But some residents are complaining that they look like. . . boys things.

The solution – they’re going to fit them with collars and connect them with chains. No, that won’t look more suggestive.

If that doesn’t work the mayor, rather than telling the idiots who are complaining to grow up, is ready to remove and discard the barriers, wasting $20,000 of the tax payers money.

They should be happy they don’t live in Amsterdam.

Thanks to the members of the Jref forums for pointing out this story.