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By Dave Hitt on Apr 14, 2012 in Amusing, Atheism, Religion | 3 Comments
Banana Man It’s nine AM on a Sunday The regular crowd shuffles in With their bibles in hand they fill up the stands I wish the girls showed some more skin They say Kirk can you tell me a fairy tale On TV and blogs and YouTube Say something cute about tropical fruit And prove […]
By Dave Hitt on Nov 13, 2011 in Religion | 3 Comments
Christian apologist Josh McDowell is angry about the Internet. He claims it destroys faith: “The Internet has given atheists, agnostics, skeptics, the people who like to destroy everything that you and I believe, the almost equal access to your kids as your youth pastor and you have… whether you like it or not.†He’s absolutely […]
By Dave Hitt on Sep 10, 2011 in Politics, Religion | 1 Comment
The night after 9/11 I was too pissed and upset to sleep, so I got out of bed and made this, my response to the vile assholes who created this tragedy. Click to Enlarge We responded to the attack by eliminating a substantial portion of our bill of rights. It took us nearly a decade […]
By Dave Hitt on Sep 7, 2011 in Religion | 13 Comments
Alternate Title: Shark Lessons “The funniest thing to a great white shark must be a wounded seal trying to swim to shore, because, where does he think he’s going?” – Jack Handey It’s fun to mess with Jehovah’s Witnesses who knock on your door, but most people find it difficult to throw them off their […]
By Dave Hitt on Aug 26, 2011 in Atheism, Junk Science, Religion | 0 Comments
This article takes the time to carefully debunk these claims by a fundy anti-choice group. I saw it when some skeptic friends posted it on some social network sites.  They were upeset at the nonsense the fundies were spewing. I look at it a quite differently. This kind of hyperbole is a powerfully good thing. Think about the […]
By Dave Hitt on May 2, 2011 in Politics, Religion | 13 Comments
We’re always lectured that it’s wrong to celebrate anyone’s death, even the death of evil people. Â I disagree. Â The world is far better off without him, and that’s worth celebrating. I predict Muslims all over the world will riot over this. Â I also predict Seattle will get a lot of rain this summer and Paris […]
By Dave Hitt on Jan 20, 2011 in Religion | 9 Comments
I had some good friends visiting, a couple I truly loved. I told them, “You can eat anything in the house, anything at all, except the apples in the fridge.” Then I left them alone for a while. I came back to find they’d eaten the apples, and were hiding from me in my wife’s […]