Quick Hitts

A listener responding to the Healthy Kids episode of the Quick Hitts podcast mentioned kids getting eaten by bears. This inspired me to Google “Eaten By A Bear.” Here are a few amusing links I found. eHow has instructions on how to avoid it. This one is worth a click just for the headline. And […]

What’s the best thing to do if you think rainbows are caused by polution in the air and water? Why, put a video on YouTube, of course. It’s a Conspiracy, I tell you. A Conspiracy! Found here.

Ask any number of police officers and government officials – a hundred, a thousand, ten thousand – to list what they fear the most. I guarantee that not a single one of them would list “A man covered in barbecue sauce.“

Playmoble has introduced a new toy that will help kids experience the Big Brother state we’re living in – The Playmoble Security Check Point. Lots of smart ass commentary springs to mind, but I’ve been beaten to the punch by the reviewers at Amazon.

Tacky religious items are always amusing, especially to us heathen nonbelievers, but this is just plain wrong: This is evidently a Catholic item. The little girl is frightened and appalled, while the boy, admiring the Jesus Junk, is obviously considering a future in the priesthood. Credit where credit is due: This is the original link.

No matter what the problem is, sooner or later someone will Blame The Jews. In yet another example why it’s so difficult to write satire in this world, a group calling themselves “Green Hanukkah” is calling on Jews to combat global warming by lighting one less Hanukkah candle. Each unburned candle will save a whopping […]

From the Department of Really Bad Design: