I wish I lived in Tennessee so I could vote for this guy. Who wouldn’t want a guv’neer who wants to get back to the original, three striped ‘merician flag, who will put murdered people in jail and who believes “can’t find innocent car, ya can’t look.”

If we put this guy in office consequences will never be the same.

For those of you encumbered by an understanding of English, this is also available with subtitles.

And here’s his website.  Do not drink anything while you read it, or you will have to buy a new keyboard.