I happened on this site whose mission is encouraging people to waste their lives on superstition. I especially liked the FAQ, which encourages a vow of poverty (becuase the Vatican is so austere) and chastity (insert your own pedophile priest joke here.)

But what really caught my eye was the creepy graphic on the home page. Evidently becoming a priest turns you into Adam West. And note the leer. It pretty oblivious he’s thinking, “check out that alter boy’s ass. I am so gonna hit that.”